Waist; 20 in
Weight; 100 lbs
Week one of fattening up my kid. So skinny rite now. :C
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Monday, October 12, 2009
Clone Wars: Butchering of a Classic
A movie hit theaters worldwide a year ago.
The Canadians are saying it sucks, eh. It reduced the British to tears. It attracted numerous wads of spit from the French. The Japanese are saying it the next Hiroshima: It's Star Wars: the Clone Wars.
It's a movie so utterly horrible, you need powerful spiritual charms to ward it off.
It live in ol' Toronto, and a journalist in the Toronto Star recently posted his review, which did not speak of the Clone Wars kindly. He said it 'stabs a dagger into the heart of every loyal star wars fan." Now, most of the movies that the Toronto Star reviews get about three stars out of four.. Only exceptionally good movies, like Lord of the Rings, per se, get 4 stars. You know how many stars this piece of crap got? One an' a half. I wouldn't have given it even that.
The animation is poor, the script is poor, the characters are poor, the opening voice is poor.
George Lucas, my boy, you are lucky I'm a true enough fan to still love Star Wars after this. This could turn anyone off Star Wars for good who was a lesser fan than me.
Luckily, I have read enough good Star Wars material to still love it after this. I own nearly 70 Star Wars books.
With all this new merchandise, Georgie, you're nothing but a sellout. Pez dispensers, party sets, lunchboxes, all of it crap, all of it aimed at children. You suck Lucas.
The Canadians are saying it sucks, eh. It reduced the British to tears. It attracted numerous wads of spit from the French. The Japanese are saying it the next Hiroshima: It's Star Wars: the Clone Wars.
It's a movie so utterly horrible, you need powerful spiritual charms to ward it off.
It live in ol' Toronto, and a journalist in the Toronto Star recently posted his review, which did not speak of the Clone Wars kindly. He said it 'stabs a dagger into the heart of every loyal star wars fan." Now, most of the movies that the Toronto Star reviews get about three stars out of four.. Only exceptionally good movies, like Lord of the Rings, per se, get 4 stars. You know how many stars this piece of crap got? One an' a half. I wouldn't have given it even that.
The animation is poor, the script is poor, the characters are poor, the opening voice is poor.
George Lucas, my boy, you are lucky I'm a true enough fan to still love Star Wars after this. This could turn anyone off Star Wars for good who was a lesser fan than me.
Luckily, I have read enough good Star Wars material to still love it after this. I own nearly 70 Star Wars books.
With all this new merchandise, Georgie, you're nothing but a sellout. Pez dispensers, party sets, lunchboxes, all of it crap, all of it aimed at children. You suck Lucas.
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